I wish you all an amazing 4th. i never really got this holiday... my bestie L kept telling me for years that it was her favorite holiday and i never got it. why? their is no holiday mascot. no presents. only 1 day off from work. but then it hit me when i started drinking. i get it L! its the BOOZING that makes the holiday amazing. how was i so naive? i have learned my lesson and hope you have too. never underestimate the power of an American holiday when alcohol is involved. so have a great 4th. and please so at least 5 of the following:
2. make out with a random with more tattoos than original american colonies
3. light some fireworks. dont sing katy perry.
4. make out with another stranger (must be an american. no exceptions)
4. make out with another stranger (must be an american. no exceptions)
5. wear a flag as a cape all weekend (thats for you L)
6. eat a hot dog (see below)
7. listen/sing along to tom petty, bruce, or anything country on repeat
8. have the best fucking 4th of july ever!!!!!
this one's for you abe...
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