Happy Cinco de Mayo everyone! Happy Cinco de Drinko, Drinko de Mayo, Drinko til Drunko, etc. What a great holiday this is... does anyone know the real reason behind this National Drinking holiday? No? didn't think so. Neither do i. I heard it has something to do with freedom or independence or tacos or shit like that, but im not that all interested in the real historical significance anyways. i just like the drinking. and why not? we white Americans always need a new excuse to go out and drink. why else is there St. Patty's day? or Mardi Gras? or Easter Funday Sunday? don't even TRY to tell me they are there to commemorate something other than going to the bars and getting shitty with friends and family....
so knowing this, i have come up with a new holiday. a holiday that truly shows the appreciation for the people in our lives we hold close. those people who lend an ear when we need to vent, always let us stay late, pick us up when we are down (literally), and provide us quarters when we need sweet music to soothe our souls. they are our bartenders and we love them as much as alcohol itself. so lets celebrate them on their very one day: Bartenders Appreciation in Rallying Fiestas Day, or as i like to call it BARF Day. this glorious day we shall come together in slurring off pitch harmony to thank our bar maidens and merry men. Cheers to your smooth pours! Prost to your endless glasses! Salute to your tight wife beaters and tribal tattoos! This one's for you!
so please come celebrate BARF Day with me. If you can't make the designated holiday (8/15), designate your own day/time of joyous celebration. Friday and Saturday nights are great times to BARF. so are morning brunches! BARF all you want, its up to you! just know that bartenders everywhere will appreciate it.
now get out there and start BARFing the day away... tequila anyone?
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