Friday, July 1, 2011

Independence to Drink

I wish you all an amazing 4th. i never really got this holiday... my bestie L kept telling me for years that it was her favorite holiday and i never got it. why? their is no holiday mascot. no presents. only 1 day off from work. but then it hit me when i started drinking. i get it L! its the BOOZING that makes the holiday amazing. how was i so naive? i have learned my lesson and hope you have too. never underestimate the power of an American holiday when alcohol is involved. so have a great 4th. and please so at least 5 of the following:

1. get drunk and dedicate each drink to a different president
2. make out with a random with more tattoos than original american colonies
3. light some fireworks. dont sing katy perry.
4. make out with another stranger (must be an american. no exceptions)
5. wear a flag as a cape all weekend (thats for you L)
6. eat a hot dog (see below)
7. listen/sing along to tom petty, bruce, or anything country on repeat
8. have the best fucking 4th of july ever!!!!!



this one's for you abe...

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