Upgrade

Strolling though the local Filipino market Tanforan Shopping Center yesterday, i could not help but look over and see a woman getting her hair cut. at a salon. in a mall. really? you could not go to a real salon? i mean Supercuts would be better than a half beauty parlor stuck between a Wet Seal and an Auntie Anne's Pretzels.that woman made me think: why not upgrade? there are many things in our lives that we can get away with buying brand named or generic. white tshirts, domestic light beer, socks in packs, vodka (only after 4 glasses of something else of course). but there are things that you NEED to pay more for. here are some that come to mind...

1. bikini wax (need i explain?)
2. tequila (a tequila hangover is a tequila hangover, but it can be a hellava lot better without a plastic handle)
3. coloring your hair (because no one wants to be Ariel once that dye job runs out. i should know.) (and dont do it in a mall)
4. underwear (im not saying we can only wear Cosabella but when the time comes to have a wet hug and you have on some old cotton garbage like undies on circa Limited Too, the guy with you will be scared forever. FOR-EVERRR. dont believe him when he says they are cute. they arent. now go to VS and get yourself some grown up pairs.
5. sushi (duh. its fish.)

got any other good ones? let me know. ill put it in my manifesto to the president. :-)

partner let me upgrade u -Queen B